Paris, France
museums, riverside walks, cafes, late-summer light
1st arrondissement, Paris
Two of the biggest museums in Paris in one day sounds punishing, and it would be if you tried to see all of both. You are not. The morning belongs to the Louvre's Denon wing and the sculpture galleries beside it, and nothing else. Lunch is on the Café Marly terrace with the pyramid a few metres away, then an hour in the Tuileries doing very little, which you will need. The Musée d'Orsay is the smaller, kinder building, and the top-floor Impressionist rooms are what you have saved your legs for. Dinner is over in Saint-Germain, at a café that has been feeding the same square since the 1880s.
Book a timed Louvre slot online and go in through the Carrousel entrance under the arcade rather than the pyramid. The queue is usually shorter and it is out of the sun. The Louvre shuts on Tuesdays and the Orsay shuts on Mondays, so this order only works on the right days. The Orsay opens late on Thursday evenings, which takes the pressure off the afternoon.
Wear shoes you would happily walk 8 km in, because you will. Anyone under 26 and resident in the EU gets into both museums free, so carry ID. The Tuileries costs nothing at all, and the chairs are free too. Book Café Marly if you can, and ask for a table on the rail.
Nothing today needs a metro ticket. Café Kitsuné to the Louvre is about eight minutes through the Palais Royal courtyard, Café Marly is inside the Louvre's own arcade, and the Tuileries begin where the Louvre ends. From the far end of the garden, the Passerelle Léopold-Sédar-Senghor takes you over the Seine to the Orsay in roughly ten minutes. Saint-Germain is another twelve on foot from there, along Rue de Lille and Rue des Saints-Pères.
Say bonjour when you walk into anywhere, a museum shop included. Tap water is free and completely normal to ask for, "une carafe d'eau, s'il vous plaît", and service is already in the price, so a euro or two left behind is generous rather than expected. In the Salle des États, everyone crowds the Mona Lisa and ignores the enormous Veronese on the opposite wall, which is the better painting to stand in front of. Café terraces in August belong to whoever sits down first, and nobody will move you on.
Cafe Kitsune Palais Royal
A small coffee bar under the arcades of the Palais Royal garden, run by the French-Japanese label Maison Kitsuné.
Louvre Museum
The largest art museum in the world, housed in a former royal palace on the Right Bank of the Seine.
Cafe Marly
A restaurant set into the arcades of the Louvre's Richelieu wing, with a terrace facing the glass pyramid.
Tuileries Garden
A large formal garden running between the Louvre and Place de la Concorde, free and open to everyone.
Musee d'Orsay
A museum of French art from roughly 1848 to 1914, in a converted railway station on the Left Bank.
Les Deux Magots
A large café on Place Saint-Germain-des-Prés, facing the old abbey church, open since the late nineteenth century.
7th arrondissement, Paris
Yesterday was parquet floors and paintings. Today is mostly outdoors, plus one very large piece of ironwork. Rue Cler wakes up slowly around its stalls, which is the right speed for a first coffee, and the tower is a quarter of an hour's walk from the last of them. Once the lift comes back down, lunch is a blanket on the Champ de Mars with the thing directly overhead. The Rodin Museum is the quiet stretch of the day, and most of it happens in the garden rather than the house. Then the river at golden hour, and a bistro table on Rue Saint-Dominique. Tomorrow starts with a climb up to Montmartre, so this is the dinner to sit over.
Book the summit lift online well before you travel, because August slots go early. If it has sold out, the stairs to the second floor cost less, queue less and give you the better photographs anyway. Bags are searched at the perimeter, so arrive a few minutes ahead of your slot rather than on it, and leave anything bigger than a small rucksack at the hotel.
Do the picnic shopping on Rue Cler straight after breakfast, while the stalls are still full. The Rodin Museum sells a cheaper garden-only ticket, which is all you need if the sculptures are the draw. Café Constant takes no bookings, so turn up by 19:45 or wait at the bar with a glass. Pack a light layer for the evening, because the wind comes off the Seine even in August.
No metro today. Café du Marché to the tower is sixteen minutes on foot, and the picnic lawn is nine minutes past the legs of it. The long leg is the tower to the Rodin Museum, around twenty-six minutes, so leave the grass earlier than feels necessary. Rodin down to the quays is fourteen minutes, and Café Constant is four minutes from where the evening walk ends. If the heat wins, RER C from Pont de l'Alma covers the river stretch in a single stop.
On Rue Cler, greet the stallholder before you point at anything. It is a small thing and it changes the answer you get. Picnicking on the Champ de Mars is completely ordinary, but take your rubbish with you, because the bins are overflowing by mid-afternoon on a sunny day. At the foot of the tower you will be offered bracelets and little metal Eiffel Towers, and a flat "non merci" without breaking stride is the local response. After dark the tower sparkles for five minutes on the hour, and the quays fill up with Parisians walking off dinner.
Cafe du Marche
A busy corner café on Rue Cler, the pedestrian market street of the 7th arrondissement.
Eiffel Tower
A 330 m iron lattice tower on the Champ de Mars, and the most visited paid monument in the world.
Champ de Mars picnic
A long public park stretching from the foot of the Eiffel Tower down to the École Militaire.
Rodin Museum
A museum of Auguste Rodin's work in the Hôtel Biron, an eighteenth-century mansion with a large sculpture garden.
Seine evening walk
The stretch of riverbank between the Eiffel Tower and the Musée d'Orsay, walkable at water level almost the whole way.
Cafe Constant
A small bistro on Rue Saint-Dominique in the 7th, cooking classic French dishes without the white tablecloths.
Montmartre, Paris
Montmartre in the morning, the Marais from mid-afternoon, with one metro ride in between to reset the day. Get up the hill early, because the lanes above Place du Tertre belong to the people who live there until about ten, and after that they belong to everyone. Coffee at the pink house, the white dome and the view over the rooftops, then the village streets and a slow lunch in a walled garden. The second half is flatter and easier: arcades, a square that has looked much the same since Henri IV, and a bistro that will keep you at the table until it is properly dark.
Montmartre is steep and cobbled, so this is not the day for new shoes. The funicular up the hill takes an ordinary metro ticket, which most people work out only halfway up the steps. The basilica is free to walk into. The dome climb is a separate ticket and a few hundred steps with no lift, and it is worth the legs.
At Place du Tertre, agree a price before anyone starts drawing you, or keep walking. The Maison de Victor Hugo on Place des Vosges is free for its permanent rooms and takes about half an hour. Book Chez Janou a few days out, and do not order a pudding each.
La Maison Rose to Sacré-Cœur is five minutes uphill, and the lanes and lunch all sit within three or four minutes of the square. Crossing to the Marais is the only real journey of the trip. Walk down to Abbesses, take line 12 to Madeleine, then line 8 to Chemin Vert, which leaves you two minutes from Place des Vosges. Allow thirty-five minutes door to door. Chez Janou is another five minutes on foot from the square.
Abbesses is one of the deepest stations in Paris and its spiral staircase runs to well over a hundred steps, so take the lift. The vineyard on Rue des Saules is real and very small, and the October harvest turns into a proper neighbourhood festival. Keep an eye on your bag around the Sacré-Cœur steps and the funicular, where the crowd is thickest. In the Marais, plenty of shops and restaurants open on Sunday and close on Monday instead, the reverse of most of the city.
La Maison Rose
A small pink restaurant on a corner of Rue de l'Abreuvoir in Montmartre, painted many times by the artists who lived around it.
Sacre-Coeur
A white basilica on the summit of the Montmartre hill, visible from most of northern Paris.
Montmartre lanes
The village streets around Place du Tertre, including the small working vineyard on Rue des Saules.
La Bonne Franquette
A long-standing Montmartre auberge just off Place du Tertre, with a walled garden behind it.
Place des Vosges
A square of thirty-six matching brick and stone pavilions in the Marais, with arcades running the whole way round.
Chez Janou
A Provençal bistro on a corner near Place des Vosges, in the 3rd arrondissement.
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